Western Northern Eastern Southern
Population | 15.585 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | tiger |
The Confederacy of Western Northern Eastern Southern is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.585 billion Western Northern Eastern Southernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Western Northern Eastern Southernian economy, worth a remarkable 3,294 trillion francs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,371 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,238 per year while the poor average 50,710, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.
International trade can be a pain to deal with, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, one can wake up in Western Northern Eastern Southern and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and halberds are common 18th birthday presents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Northern Eastern Southern's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Western Northern Eastern Southern is ranked 13,846th in the world and 2nd in Altino for Most Stationary, with 1,870.73971939248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, one can wake up in Western Northern Eastern Southern and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.
- : Western Northern Eastern Southern was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, the government has begun a crusade against drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Western Northern Eastern Southern, the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops.
- : Western Northern Eastern Southern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.