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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 299thMost Ignorant Citizens: 352ndHighest Crime Rates: 432nd
The Undefined Area of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
***please replace with actual motto***
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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WhaDeva

Population1.491 billion

Capitalsome place
Leaderwhoever cares
Faithsome deity

CurrencyShrug
AnimalManatee

The Undefined Area of WhaDeva is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by whoever cares with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.491 billion WhaDevans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of some place. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient WhaDevan economy, worth 215 trillion Shrugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 144,465 Shrugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,248,676 per year while the poor average 2,731, a ratio of 457 to 1.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. WhaDeva's national animal is the Manatee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is some deity.

WhaDeva is ranked 198,504th in the world and 4th in Eternal Unicorn for Most Authoritarian, with 157.83 milliStalins.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 299thMost Ignorant Citizens: 352ndHighest Crime Rates: 432ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 444thRudest Citizens: 511thFattest Citizens: 561stLargest Retail Industry: 567thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 666thMost Armed: 702ndMost Primitive: 822ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,310thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,362ndMost Avoided: 1,600thMost Devout: 1,784thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,813thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,779thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,693rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,460thMost Efficient Economies: 8,253rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 12,601stHighest Average Incomes: 14,813thHighest Drug Use: 15,802ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,200thMost Pro-Market: 18,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,272nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in WhaDeva, a popular WhaDevan saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.

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