Population | 35.659 billion |
Capital | Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range |
Leader | ADemocraticallyElectedDictator |
Currency | Kalashnikov |
Animal | Opossum |
The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.659 billion Whereisthatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,196 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 454,218 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Whereisthatistan is ranked 1,444th in the world and 58th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 316 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Whereisthatistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre.
- : Whereisthatistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Whereisthatistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
- : Whereisthatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Whereisthatistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda, curing 512 million infected.
- : Whereisthatistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda, curing 538 million infected.