The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.355 billion Whereisthatistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,413 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 456,949 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, Whereisthatistanians no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 1,638^th in the world and 75^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 28,456.04 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.