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Most Primitive: 39thMost Devout: 60thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th
The Divine Czardom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Righteous in duty.
Grand Czar Ivar
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Wheysal

Population7.622 billion

CapitalVanhelm
LeaderGrand Czar Ivar
FaithOrder of Dein

CurrencyCap
AnimalBalverine

The Divine Czardom of Wheysal is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Czar Ivar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.622 billion Wheysalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanhelm. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wheysalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,342 trillion Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 307,278 Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grand Czar Ivar's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Grand Czar Ivar's eyes only', the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wheysal's national animal is the Balverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of Dein.

Wheysal is ranked 238,226th in the world and 133rd in Confederacy of Allied States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,537thMost Armed: 3,138thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,750thMost Authoritarian: 4,004thMost Efficient Economies: 4,573rdHighest Economic Output: 6,835thMost Conservative: 9,611thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,657thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,810thMost Stationary: 15,266thMost Influential: 15,527thMost Extreme: 17,951stMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,626th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Grand Czar Ivar's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, Grand Czar Ivar's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, political radicals send their Caps to degree mills for a chance to serve in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Wheysal, ritual mummification is making a comeback.

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