The Empire of Whimichy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Malak with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.508 billion Whimichyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serkand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Whimichyian economy, worth 363 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 240,971 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 758,041 per year while the poor average 58,611, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.
Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whimichy's national animal is the potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Leader Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Whimichy flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Whimichy Blood Tithe.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
- : Following new legislation in Whimichy, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
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