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Largest Retail Industry: 825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 959thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,001st
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Whimichy

Population3.274 billion

CapitalSerkand
LeaderMalak
FaithLeader Worship

Currencymark
Animalpotato

The Empire of Whimichy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Malak with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.274 billion Whimichyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serkand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Whimichyian economy, worth 920 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 281,192 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,647,268 per year while the poor average 22,476, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million mark battlesuits, several inches are being added to first class seating, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Whimichy but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whimichy's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leader Worship.

Whimichy is ranked 138,790th in the world and 4,999th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 32.3 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 959thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,001stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,081stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,110thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,149thMost Influential: 1,369thMost Avoided: 1,806thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,887thLargest Mining Sector: 2,001stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,016thMost Secular: 2,026thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,305thHighest Average Incomes: 2,392ndLargest Black Market: 2,500thFattest Citizens: 2,653rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,510thMost Efficient Economies: 7,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,125thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,953rdTop
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Largest Governments: 10,594thLowest Crime Rates: 11,472ndSmartest Citizens: 12,909thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,566thHighest Economic Output: 18,479thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,999th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionFattest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 84th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 209th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 234th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 239th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 268th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 272nd in the regionLargest Governments: 285th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 293rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 321st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 321st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Armed: 548th in the regionRudest Citizens: 556th in the regionMost Stationary: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 589th in the regionMost Developed: 639th in the regionLargest Populations: 760th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 179 » Erinor, Beepee, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Saciu, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsunamy, Volaworand, Aguatania, Aumeltopia, Linguiniland, Barabarom, Sthalrim, Jehenna, Yeldarbsland, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Abarri, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Avalonica, Sanden, The Solar System Scope, Pax Dracon, Luddinlande, Lambdaland, Tsvetania, Japanese Federal Republic, Cuuldere, Theorin, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Sandaoguo, Rebel-topia, North Kanuckistan, Xandev, Kandorith, USNE2018, Herbert Island, Auphelia, Sedunn, The Filippinas, Floofoland, Curlyhoward, Stoniamera, Aurcania, Aywhyou, Kiasu-ism, Qvait, Si-topia, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, and 129 others.Silberne Wache, Nankyoku Tairiku, Isokenzar, The ColdWyvernian Undead, New Briantown, Phanama, Southern Numenor, Mantas Meow, Enplatia, Walloonia, Great Andora, St Oaks, Calistan, The naked people, Direwolf1, Farengeto, Poopisiya, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Crystal Creation, GI-Land, Esfalsa, The United Expanse, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Nova Montron, Seliyan progressive Islands, Vincent Field, Drystar, Escevola, FreeFishers, Amutien, Madhonia, Dasko, Bod Wareenaland, Transtemporal Shifts, Nowa Europa, Amerion, German Hapsburg, Kringalia, PenguinPies, Rabbitz, Jennaterra, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Omiri, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Astraee, Tilipria, Jaxon, Madreia, Oreo States, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Fasire, Serendiva, Greater Hyrulang, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, Tepertopia, Votri, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, InnWorm, Baltenlands, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Utondara, Eskvenn, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Charloa, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, ChickenDome, Quh, Kervanosia, Elan Sleazebaganno, Phoenixesia, Marinho Islands, Compli, Nova Kobol, Starsight, Shefino, Vega Naothia, Markla, Dukin Donuts, Matak Tribes, LadyRebels, Laamiva, PsychoPantachy, The Radanivans, Corgitopiaa, Well F, West Fallows, Rhetiaa, Trepsit, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Ovkianos, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, Kedjens, Courletnia, Maerist, Midand, Concrete Slab, Free United Republic, Nookington, Andinla, Efferalt, Tioloman, White Bananistan, Gonrati, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Weburya, Catillos, B H A R A T, Djalia, Lux Umbrat, Namhines, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, HOUSE AHSANUL, and Jazzfrezia.

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