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Most Devout: 681stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,064th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Erase the First Men
Vampira
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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White Walker 39

Population8.449 billion

CapitalTwinight
LeaderVampira
FaithSkroth

Currencymark
Animaldove

The Rogue Nation of White Walker 39 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vampira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.449 billion White Walker 39ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twinight. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient White Walker 39ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,089 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 732,640 per year while the poor average 44,903, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 39's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Skroth.

White Walker 39 is ranked 36,262nd in the world and 328th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 1,246.13563997268 days.

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Most Devout: 681stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,433rdMost Patriotic: 1,503rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,701stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,845thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,857thMost Avoided: 2,590thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,124thLargest Black Market: 7,206thHighest Average Incomes: 8,587thHealthiest Citizens: 12,069thHighest Economic Output: 14,352ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,600thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,267thMost Developed: 18,662ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,676thMost Influential: 21,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,904thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,904th
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Most Devout: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 54th in the regionMost Avoided: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no White Walker 39ian emissions at all.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, the entire entry for White Walker 39 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 39, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.

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