The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 35.3 billion Wepeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 3,220 trillion yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,241 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 38,589^th in the world and 758^th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 77.25 Insults Per Minute.