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Most Primitive: 3,793rdMost Devout: 7,174thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,378th
The Commune of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
BAAAAAH BAH BAAAAAH BAH!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Wild Goatmen

Population2.382 billion

CapitalWheattown
LeaderZhujlon of Turak

CurrencyCommunal Food Mark
AnimalGoat

The Commune of Wild Goatmen is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Zhujlon of Turak with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.382 billion Wild Goatmenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wheattown. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wild Goatmenian economy, worth 122 trillion Communal Food Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,424 Communal Food Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wild Goatmenian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild Goatmen's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wild Goatmen is ranked 216,355th in the world and 118th in Confederacy of Layem for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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