Population | 8.423 billion |
Capital | Euell Gibbons City |
Leader | Barry Commoner |
Faith | Environmentalism |
Currency | Guinea |
Animal | Pheasant |
The Free Land of William Beebe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Barry Commoner with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.423 billion William Beebeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euell Gibbons City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.7%.
The frighteningly efficient William Beebean economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Guineas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,995 Guineas, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Barry Commoner has killer fashion sense, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. William Beebe's national animal is the Pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Environmentalism.
William Beebe is ranked 14,193rd in the world and 1st in Save Our Planet for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,497.57 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : William Beebe proposed constructing embassies between Save Our Planet and Coven of Witches.
- : William Beebe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Average, Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Food Quality, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : William Beebe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : William Beebe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in William Beebe, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in William Beebe, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in William Beebe, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint.
- : Following new legislation in William Beebe, Barry Commoner has killer fashion sense.
- : Following new legislation in William Beebe, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : William Beebe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.