by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,843rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,966thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,641st
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Wine-loving Chimps

Population15.517 billion

CapitalChardonnay City


The Federation of Wine-loving Chimps is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.517 billion Wine-loving Chimps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay City. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wine-loving Chimp economy, worth a remarkable 2,686 trillion Bottles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,150 Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Caesar's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown. Wine-loving Chimps's national animal is the Chimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wine-loving Chimps is ranked 28,003rd in the world and 12th in The Atheist Empire for Most Beautiful Environments, with 856.83 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,843rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,966thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,641stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,573rdMost Cultured: 3,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,256thSmartest Citizens: 5,294thHighest Economic Output: 5,663rdMost Stationary: 6,145thMost Developed: 7,007thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,261stSafest: 8,291stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,105thHighest Average Incomes: 10,000thMost Efficient Economies: 10,997thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,471stMost Inclusive: 11,871stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,822ndMost Influential: 13,031stLargest Governments: 14,206thLargest Populations: 15,453rdMost Secular: 17,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,953rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,268thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,245thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,740thHealthiest Citizens: 21,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,682nd

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