The Republic of Wireanland is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working population of 14.726 billion Wireanlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Wireanlandian economy, worth 592 trillion florins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,249 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wireanland's national animal is the lion.

Wireanland is ranked 199,871^st in the world and 109^th in Anarchy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.