by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 170thMost Influential: 346th
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Population33.506 billion

Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.506 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,586 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,027 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 196,742nd in the world and 8,618th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.76 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 170thMost Influential: 346thSmartest Citizens: 773rdMost Beautiful Environments: 804thHighest Average Tax Rates: 835thLargest Welfare Programs: 953rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,154thLargest Populations: 1,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,328thLargest Governments: 1,544thMost Pacifist: 1,825thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,035thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,295thNicest Citizens: 2,789thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,139thHighest Economic Output: 3,178thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,276thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,370thBest Weather: 3,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,861stSafest: 3,880thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,956thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,008thMost Cultured: 4,167thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,521stMost Inclusive: 6,896thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,434thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,983rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,841stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,717th
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 153rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 167th in the regionNicest Citizens: 170th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 174th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 195th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 213th in the regionBest Weather: 215th in the regionSafest: 219th in the regionMost Cultured: 220th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 318th in the regionMost Inclusive: 426th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 515th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 516th in the regionMost Politically Free: 535th in the regionNudest: 536th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 671st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 746th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 801st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 439 » Steampunk Ariel, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Sundred, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Omnistria, Egalico, North Bratislava, El Fiji Grande, PlanetPunk, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Shibutani, Acrabinnia, Shadowrik, Plangainer, Sil Dorsett, Pallaith, Unsophisticate, Newpromisedland, Sunto, United Draconia, Yaorozu, Maott, Wineclaw, Guer Aike, New Pruessen, Holy Oranz, Kasazzastan, Selfgradatude, Dreadton, Buckerino, Haor Chall, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Pasargad, Moubarakistan, Valhalla123, Wilkshire, Niradans, and 389 others.British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Zokk, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Astrind, Joodey, Zumlandia, Kobagia, Orado, New Trisone, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Prydania, Aetulia, Cors Evia, Andonia, Pauliestien, Centromuria, Chukstik 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