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Most Rebellious Youth: 134th Smartest Citizens: 700th Most Beautiful Environments: 777th
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Population31.034 billion


Currencymud patty

The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.034 billion Wisconsotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,122 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,629 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Wisconsotan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 24,460th in the world and 1,355th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 71.63 on the Human Development Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 134thSmartest Citizens: 700thMost Beautiful Environments: 777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,308thLargest Populations: 1,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,380thLargest Governments: 1,528thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,857thMost Influential: 1,860thMost Pacifist: 2,072ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,429thNicest Citizens: 2,548thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,784thHighest Economic Output: 3,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,870thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,995thSafest: 4,059thMost Cultured: 4,104thBest Weather: 4,109thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,742ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,993rdMost Inclusive: 6,300thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,314thLowest Crime Rates: 11,217thNudest: 11,745thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,185th
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 117th in the regionMost Pacifist: 121st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 159th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 171st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 173rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 185th in the regionMost Cultured: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionBest Weather: 225th in the regionSafest: 233rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 326th in the regionNudest: 338th in the regionMost Inclusive: 388th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 567th in the regionMost Influential: 703rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 742nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 777th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 119 » Alunya, Steampunk Ariel, The Rhein States, Peldorn, Fayyayid, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Territorio di Nessuno, Saturns Edge, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Sundred, Kwaj, Uganda Knuckles UK, Dar es Saalam, Omnistria, Egalico, North Bratislava, El Fiji Grande, PlanetPunk, Koda-Land, Tappan Hills, Ethnon, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sinelona, Siwale, Jasminlandia, Shibutani, Acrabinnia, Shin-Hachioji, Shadowrik, Plangainer, Bayern-Straubing, Sil Dorsett, Pallaith, Ibiscaton, General COE, Unsophisticate, Newpromisedland, Guslantis, The Seven Shed Skins, Sunto, United Draconia, Yaorozu, SillyString, Federation Terra Australis, and 69 others.Spartoptia, Black Templares, Liberum Mundi, Novare Res, Maott, Steraz, Sheldanada, Torakuen, Wineclaw, Ejhsa, Guer Aike, New Pruessen, Holy Oranz, Kasazzastan, Selfgradatude, Q w e r t y, Dreadton, Bananoonza, The Kyziban Islands, Buckerino, Haor Chall, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, The United States of Romania, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, New Bremerton, Pasargad, Afrille, Ikea Rike, Vikingiarchy, Moubarakistan, Aratani, Valhalla123, Wilkshire, Niradans, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Loli County, Zokk, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Free Azzaca, Rynion, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, San Xavier, Elder Realms, Castle Federation, Antityranicals, Alpinea, The Black Cathedral, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Justanistan, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Juggernautilus, Astrind, Joodey, Zumlandia, Kobagia, Orado, Samog, Xzavia-Hjar, New Trisone, Glurponia, and Abject Ludicrosity.

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