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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Influential: 418thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,255th
The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
You Can't Stop Progress
Michael Collins
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Wit Noreis

Population1.506 billion

LeaderMichael Collins


The Federation of Wit Noreis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michael Collins with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.506 billion Wit Noreisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noreistosia. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wit Noreisian economy, worth 179 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,923 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, the dartboard at the Wit Noreisian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Michael Collins's face, gossip magazines have pictures of Michael Collins sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wit Noreis's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Wit Noreis is ranked 50,761st in the world and 1,487th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 263.23748430568 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Influential: 418thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,255thSafest: 2,937thMost Pacifist: 3,573rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,628thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,765thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,281stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,665thNicest Citizens: 6,154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,646thMost Inclusive: 6,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,282ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,372ndMost Developed: 9,438thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,573rdLargest Governments: 9,681stLowest Crime Rates: 9,809thBest Weather: 9,855thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,172ndSmartest Citizens: 12,512thMost Secular: 12,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,121stMost Cultured: 14,710thMost Income Equality: 15,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,775thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,410thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,234th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156th in the regionSafest: 157th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 182nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 208th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 255th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 305th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 328th in the regionNicest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 416th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 418th in the regionMost Inclusive: 419th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 457th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 466th in the regionLargest Governments: 472nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 476th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 494th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 515th in the regionBest Weather: 518th in the regionMost Developed: 545th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 599th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 599th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 641st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 656th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 664th in the regionMost Secular: 682nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 684th in the regionMost Cultured: 703rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 803rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 817th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 976th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, gossip magazines have pictures of Michael Collins sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, the dartboard at the Wit Noreisian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Michael Collins's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Wit Noreis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Wit Noreis, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Wit Noreis was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 403 » Orado, McMasterdonia, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Pazair, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Runeda, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Glurponia, Sundred, Steampunk Ariel, Corfad, Viridiann, Sunto, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Vincone Cae, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Ravendi, Ethnon, Zyvetskistaahn, Kranostav, Holy Oranz, Siwale, Abject Ludicrosity, Selfgradatude, United Kahndaq, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Wineclaw, Dabarastan, Frances Francis the First of France, Seenvorland, Xentherida, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bearical, Wisconsota, Trillius, Daiz, Shadowrik, and 353 others.Castle Federation, Valhalla123, Empy, Sil Dorsett, Partax, El Fiji Grande, Palgo, The Iron Lions, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Wilkshire, Cobleck Weleis, Fendlium, Gnomewatchers, Ereena, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Lungha, Hamerica, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Arlens Apartment, East Supple Lund, Valatic Ash, Karazan, Moubarakistan, Serendipita Martia, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Dakota Territories, Zokk, Zecit, Tachycardia, Novaray, Arimbia, South Almyra, Prydania, Montarc, Western Vapia, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Aetulia, British Pacific Islands, Fizban, Jellies Island, Lorigia, Universal State Formula, PotatoFarmers, Woodsend, Hyphen, Greater Maharlikans, Cape Flower, Old Republic of Greece, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, New Biryukova, Texas States, Humptalumpta, Dicko, Lucedeia, The Austro Germanic Union, Palmasas, Immenium, Gilakistan, New Jamgra, JMingozela, Jovian Knights, SORT, Chazagha, Walter Jackson, Solmetria, Quentiam Viventem, Xyrron, Detrivania, Banabistan, New Lakemba, Chukstik Illahi, AAA Provisional Empire, Tarr-Nation, Pleroma Sans Romans, Minuda, Preble, Olofin, United States of Americanas, Ihese, Advancia-Sizzletown, Azzarel, Old Emporia, Soviet Terran, Kappacon, The Greylands, Lazadonil, Noonaniapolis, Ausnakulia, Centromuria, Wooleystan, Greater Pittsburgh, Drutopia Insomnia, The Empire of the Clarence, Freyford, Grue, Khoik, Mordonerea, Fredericksborg, Miamington, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Most Freedom Ever, Psychotic Vegans, Fel Imass, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Unsophisticate, New Octicarg, Fascist Democracy, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Stratosphere Islands, Malta Comino Gozo, Arquadea, Amblegreserland, Alamei, Asgardira, Slacker Ville, TJUN-ia, United States of Medford, Antiyard, Lendara, Central Ryal, Casiato, German Spitsbergen, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Chatheatinamopia, Itallitopia, Greater Chimeran Union, Omnistria, Kelvaros Prime, David Davidson, North Armatas, Lower Asia West, Wallachian People, The Bureaucratic Territories, Anne Hathaway, The English Alliance, Rhelmwych, The Sansvich, Moose repupblic, United Federation of Technocrats, Dopeland420, Independent Halls, Manticore utopia, Vexilia, Vivanco, Warsaw-Halicz, Sile Maungistan, Pheonisland, Kanlidia, Sunaiya, Panama Coalition, Hollow Temple, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Lyethlenora, North Novkia, Anungu, MiaryBhalzhack, Singamadri, Free Culture, The Discipled, Ataraxia Somnia, The Windmilluminati, Vauquelin, Godwanna, The Real Ram Ranch, Cors Evia, Nationeer, Marmiedon, Iceland People, Lemonbiscuits, Aeurithianar, Aroa, Alice Gardens, Potatolandium, Newam, The Endless Eventide, Necromonia, Kulgatha, BrightFutures, Diodone, Phualand, Tianqing, Joodey, Calamazo, Vesuva, VietAnhland, Dylanana, Ice and Tinian, Blackphir, Neo Colorado, Terban Kedah, Revolutionary Sealand, Votak Matim, Eteles, KhalChicken, Rad Lads, The World Capitalist Confederation, Clan Spaniel, Vernest Quill, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Pradovnia, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Crader, Plangainer, Westinor, Nistriabar, Maott, Varola, Aeolist, Abonland, Unshleepd, Nisastria, Irishvan, Schnuftelland, Aurelia I, Eschatosia, The True Frog, LostLegion, Greater New America, Avastate, Thenationofthesun, Methor, Aingard, Wurplestan, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Alyrria, The Pantheons, Zixu, Korovan Isles, Bojacks and Jills, Zeternia, Astronomical, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, The Serdey Islands, Fayyayid, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Veast, Plutayah, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Montinario, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Innocentic, Seanat, Brucklania, R libanon, Eywaan, Zenaguria, Keling Serikat, Picairn, Cartero, Colonies of Free Temeria, Matea, YEET LMAO, Camikistan, Copola, Mystiquelle, Arbor Marshes, Cartures, Dangine, Frieszia, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Darrinusilm, Yellops, Falkendel, Eurochina, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Arizona Zervas, Harveney, Tukayyiad, Navsland, Zimmerdachen, Phoronu, Brifranssia, Tottenian-Arsenia, Purpose, Rafiland, Hopsin, New Avian, Paul Pasch, Amkunia, Aoncarpa, Democratie, Arichia, Estandarte, Solskjar, Palisede, Wolvenland, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Damsmel, Unified Atlantica, Lionia, Changjo, Solcius, The New Cordian Empire, Simone Republic, Hipstoll, Ihsan, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, Amerian States, Sisang, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, WeKnow, Diplomasqi, SparkleMinds, Embauba, Teg, The New Trumpland, Tangrene, Cosamaloapan, Zemper Macro, Neo Cheese Empire, Phire Fric, Entecavir, The Ricebenders, Gweithwyr, Kingdom of Witcheria, Buckhem, Basedania, Mouva Crishia, Nichigo Sebe, Ultra777, U S Eh, and Eastern Cous Empria.

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