The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.014 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,694 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 360,750 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Arch-Mage Mario's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, sex changes are routinely performed at Wizardonia's hospitals, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Arcane Magick.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, sex changes are routinely performed at Wizardonia's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, Arch-Mage Mario's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Wizardonia endorsed The Federation of Pentlandia.
- : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Wizardonia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
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