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Most Secular: 7th Smartest Citizens: 68th Most Cultured: 141st
The Grand Duchy of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Magic is the true power of the world
Arch-Mage Mario
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population13.014 billion

LeaderArch-Mage Mario
FaithArcane Magick


The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.014 billion Wizardonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,694 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 360,750 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arch-Mage Mario's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, sex changes are routinely performed at Wizardonia's hospitals, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Arcane Magick.

Wizardonia is ranked 225th in the world and 4th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.55 on the Human Development Index.

Most Secular: 7thSmartest Citizens: 68thMost Cultured: 141stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 179thMost Pacifist: 188thLargest Publishing Industry: 191stHighest Poor Incomes: 196thMost Advanced Public Education: 215thMost Developed: 225thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 227thNicest Citizens: 266thLeast Corrupt Governments: 269thLongest Average Lifespans: 276thMost Inclusive: 288thMost Scientifically Advanced: 291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 327thMost Cheerful Citizens: 329thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 370thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 431stLargest Governments: 482ndSafest: 581stLowest Crime Rates: 658thHighest Average Tax Rates: 710thHighest Average Incomes: 805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 981stHealthiest Citizens: 1,064thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,225thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,349thMost Influential: 1,552ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,714thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,868thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,288thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,830thMost Stationary: 6,868thTop
Best Weather: 9,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,151stLargest Retail Industry: 10,971stLargest Populations: 13,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,569thMost Income Equality: 15,354th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 111th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 193rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 251st in the regionBest Weather: 260th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 479th in the regionMost Income Equality: 569th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, sex changes are routinely performed at Wizardonia's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, Arch-Mage Mario's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Wizardonia endorsed The Federation of Pentlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Wizardonia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 132 » Todd McCloud, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Bachtendekuppen, New Leganes, Roissyland, Brotherland, Propwash, Elejamie, Goodnamesarerare, Axdel, Kangarawa, Aelitia, Bolshikstan, Roliganistan, Survivoristan, Federated States of Zootron, Davinhia, Asendavia, Arkantis, Galve, Slui, The Romanum Legio, Artimisiare, Danesopia, Ribanzi, ReeK, Harapan, Ciggie Smallistan, Skandinavistan, Wendelandia, Agonya, Am Echad, H-Zhena, New Birblands, Ardenaea, Ridann, Akorial, Sansangra, Amjedia, Wiranath, Republic of Monarchists, Riveraland, Airrajul, Pendragonania, Fraxhemark, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Izonno, Socialist Holy American Empire, Arcanama, and 82 others.VW53Aland, Fedele, Mastariere, Soirwren, Ver Norge, Qui sequuntur somnia, Someseni, Bacon Land, Peryn, Ravendi, Headpat Central, Lyontisia, Slys Paws, Dreshand, Servants of Gizmo, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, Euricanis, Hizuru, British Calradia, Grand Rheinland, Republic of Berzerkistan, Squid Ruinosa, Thyaclinia, Elsweyr Land, The Happian Union, Tim Stark, Merlovich, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Lobos, Pulmonaria, Broengtopia, Davelands, Yumaka, The Sacred Whale, Marrico, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, United Edwards, TheRuthenians, Bullpups, Indovinesia, Gluponija, Superior Indonesia, Indrapore, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, The Arthirian Republic, Just Vale 2, Arpino, Wane, The United Asian Republics, Stellar Colonies, The Redundant Republic of Republics, New Terabithia, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The Angel of Charity, CheeseBurrito, Justice-Becoming, Stoyania, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Kalaratri, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Funkadelia, The New Wisconsin Empire, Kilkire, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Bantan, Chubaka, Rhealaliit, Gajness, Opossum Slayer, The Grecoroman republic, Galagigua, Enlil, and Pentlandia.

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