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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 480thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 498thRudest Citizens: 929th
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Wizlandia

Population12.773 billion

CapitalLorenvia
LeaderChief Executive Ashley Lavelle
FaithNeoliberalism

CurrencyWizcoin
AnimalOwl

The Federal Republic of Wizlandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive Ashley Lavelle with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.773 billion Wizlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorenvia. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wizlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,116 trillion Wizcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,953 Wizcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, vehicular homicide by Wizlandian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wizlandia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neoliberalism.

Wizlandia is ranked 197,598th in the world and 128th in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 480thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 498thRudest Citizens: 929thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,088thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,280thHighest Crime Rates: 1,281stFattest Citizens: 1,295thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,312thLargest Retail Industry: 1,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,875thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,919thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,072ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,284thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,328thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,734thSmartest Citizens: 3,287thMost Armed: 3,402ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,890thHighest Economic Output: 4,554thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,704thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,799thMost Efficient Economies: 6,194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,584thMost Inclusive: 7,919thMost Cultured: 10,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,036thTop
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Most Secular: 12,939thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,296thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,981stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,740thMost Politically Free: 18,980thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,306thLargest Governments: 20,630thLargest Black Market: 21,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,564thLargest Populations: 22,131st
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wizlandia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Creyrus.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Wizlandia endorsed The Republic of Mirota.
  • : Wizlandia endorsed The Armed Republic of Creyrus.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, vehicular homicide by Wizlandian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, the Lorenvia Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.

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