The Kingdom of Wodan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM Wodan II with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.78 billion Wodalonian are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlas. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wodalan economy, worth 820 trillion ฿itllets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,406 ฿itllets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wodalan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wodan's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Wodan is ranked 13,406^th in the world and 711^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.94 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.