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Most Pacifist: 8,031stSafest: 13,670thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,917th
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Love is love!
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WORST nation ever
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Woke Culture

Population255 million

Currencygender
Animallesbian seagull

The Free Land of Woke Culture is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 255 million social justice warriors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient politically correct economy, worth 7.81 trillion genders a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,619 genders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woke Culture's national animal is the lesbian seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Woke Culture is ranked 128,065th in the world and 3rd in Alliance of Random Nations for Most Developed, scoring 53 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Pacifist: 8,031stTop
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Safest: 13,670thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,917thNicest Citizens: 15,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,633rdMost Inclusive: 15,713thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,925th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Woke Culture, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.

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