by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,877th Most Influential: 4,880th Most Pacifist: 13,383rd
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
You'd be dead if you were here.
Scarcely Lethal
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.89 billion

CapitalSan Palma
LeaderScarcely Lethal

CurrencyUnion Copper

The United Kingdom of Wolemoer is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Scarcely Lethal with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.89 billion Wolemoerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Palma. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The Wolemoerian economy, worth 76.5 trillion Union Coppers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,500 Union Coppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolemoer's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wolemoer is ranked 147,158th in the world and 5,415th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,877thMost Influential: 4,880thTop
Most Pacifist: 13,383rdSafest: 13,491stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,182ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,049th
Largest Welfare Programs: 332nd in the regionMost Influential: 376th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 382nd in the regionSafest: 418th in the regionMost Pacifist: 421st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rd in the regionBest Weather: 503rd in the regionMost Devout: 562nd in the region

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