The Kingdom of Womble 6316 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.984 billion Womble 6316ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 6316ian economy, worth 330 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,456 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,190 per year while the poor average 2,598, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 6316's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 6316 is ranked 274,873^rd in the world and 8,083^rd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.