The Republic of Woofery is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.1 billion Wooferians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 13.0%.

The Wooferyian economy, worth 83.0 trillion dabs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,777 dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woofery's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Woofery is ranked 245,056^th in the world and 4,796^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.41 law-abiding acts per hour.