by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,502ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,621stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,723rd
The Primeval Megafauna of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Embrace the Wool
Behemoth Horn
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Woolly Rhinoceros

Population3.223 billion

CapitalMammoth Steppe
LeaderBehemoth Horn
FaithGalleon's Lap

Currencyivory coin
AnimalWoolly Hippopotamus

The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly Rhinoceros is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Behemoth Horn with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.223 billion Woolly Rhinos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mammoth Steppe. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhino economy, worth 426 trillion ivory coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,343 ivory coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Rhino flag, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolly Rhinoceros's national animal is the Woolly Hippopotamus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Galleon's Lap.

Woolly Rhinoceros is ranked 2,723rd in the world and 1st in The House at Pooh Corner for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,594.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,502ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,621stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,723rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,464thNicest Citizens: 3,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,267thHealthiest Citizens: 5,827thSafest: 6,094thMost Pacifist: 6,107thBest Weather: 6,535thMost Cultured: 6,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,273rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,615thMost Inclusive: 8,858thMost Developed: 9,450thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,798thSmartest Citizens: 9,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,112thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,540thLowest Crime Rates: 13,777thMost Secular: 14,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,773rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,077thLargest Governments: 16,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,366thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,013thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,692ndMost Politically Free: 21,916thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,466th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woolly Rhinoceros was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
  • : Woolly Rhinoceros was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, most pop videos prominently feature the Rhino flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, the Rhino Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Woolly Rhinoceros was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Woolly Rhinoceros was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.

More...

View Forum posts

Report