The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly Rhinoceros is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Behemoth Horn with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.223 billion Woolly Rhinos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mammoth Steppe. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhino economy, worth 426 trillion ivory coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,343 ivory coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Rhino flag, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolly Rhinoceros's national animal is the Woolly Hippopotamus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Galleon's Lap.

Woolly Rhinoceros is ranked 2,723^rd in the world and 1^st in The House at Pooh Corner for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,594.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.