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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 747thMost Influential: 1,131stMost Secular: 1,228th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Smoke weed everyday
Jim Pickens
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population2.026 billion

LeaderJim Pickens


The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.026 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 505 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,423 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 39,573rd in the world and 1,210th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 505 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 747thMost Influential: 1,131stMost Secular: 1,228thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,956thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,131stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,599thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,863rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,440thHighest Average Incomes: 3,519thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,744thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,950thMost Efficient Economies: 5,172ndLargest Governments: 5,299thLargest Black Market: 5,654thMost Developed: 6,294thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,816thLargest Retail Industry: 7,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,686thSmartest Citizens: 7,889thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,994thMost Cultured: 8,106thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,426thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,959thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,065thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,400thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,955thMost Inclusive: 13,254thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,990thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,346th
Most Secular: 75th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 170th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 240th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 252nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 253rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 254th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 272nd in the regionLargest Governments: 286th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 298th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 329th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 390th in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 400th in the regionMost Cultured: 414th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 427th in the regionMost Influential: 442nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 455th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 486th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 510th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 636th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 654th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 684th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 714th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 746th in the regionMost Inclusive: 802nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 812th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 822nd in the region

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