by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,114thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,863rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,059th
The Kingdom of
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King Alexandrel III
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Population7.755 billion

LeaderKing Alexandrel III
FaithWoschian Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyWoschian Koruna

The Kingdom of Woschia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Alexandrel III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.755 billion Woschians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wischiniew. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Woschiak economy, worth 842 trillion Woschian Korunas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 108,680 Woschian Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woschia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Woschian Orthodox Christianity.

Woschia is ranked 68,925th in the world and 516th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,286.96 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,114thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,863rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,330thMost Cultured: 11,203rdNudest: 11,541stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,822ndMost Influential: 12,978thMost Devout: 13,544thMost Developed: 14,636thMost Inclusive: 15,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,938thMost Efficient Economies: 16,092ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,788thBest Weather: 17,599thMost Politically Free: 18,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,870thSmartest Citizens: 19,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,639thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,518thHighest Economic Output: 22,557th
Most Politically Free: 35th in the regionNudest: 60th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 102nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 108th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 128th in the region

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