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Most Secular: 3,552ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,118thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,979th
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Wuchu

Population1.546 billion

Capitalthe Sewage Plant
LeaderKotera

Currencyjouissance
Animalsparrow

The Schizophrenic Acid Rhizomes of Wuchu is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kotera with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.546 billion Wuchuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Sewage Plant. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wuchuan economy, worth 85.4 trillion jouissances a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,239 jouissances, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown. Wuchu's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wuchu is ranked 176,623rd in the world and 4th in The Other Place for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.37 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,118thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,979thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,584thNicest Citizens: 14,865thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,292ndBest Weather: 16,817thMost Inclusive: 17,088thMost Politically Free: 18,380thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,558thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,383rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wuchu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Wuchu published "fürmich.xml" (Account: Drama).
  • : Following new legislation in Wuchu, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Wuchu, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in Wuchu, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Wuchu, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Wuchu, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Wuchu, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Wuchu, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Wuchu, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.

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