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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,778thLargest Retail Industry: 6,530thLargest Black Market: 7,365th
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Wyandot Tribe

Population4.312 billion

CapitalWissaundustee
LeaderJames Emerson
FaithHarambe

Currencywampumpeag
AnimalSpotted turtle

The People's National Congress of Wyandot Tribe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Emerson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.312 billion Wyandotte are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wissaundustee. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wyandotte economy, worth 352 trillion wampumpeags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,765 wampumpeags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, bungee jumpers rarely go splat, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyandot Tribe's national animal is the Spotted turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Harambe.

Wyandot Tribe is ranked 166,049th in the world and 21st in Brannackia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,778thLargest Retail Industry: 6,530thLargest Black Market: 7,365thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,540thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,279thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,989th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, bungee jumpers rarely go splat.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Wyandot Tribe, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.

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