by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 2,417thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,585thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,008th
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn of
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Viva la Xadrya(?)!
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Population6.234 billion

CapitalAukum City


The Piper at the Gates of Dawn of Xadrya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.234 billion Xadryans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aukum City. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Xadryan economy, worth 830 trillion Aukus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,241 Aukus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xadrya's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Xadryanism.

Xadrya is ranked 60,361st in the world and 49th in Ascenthia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,662.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 2,417thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,585thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,008thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,357thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,633rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,398thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,625thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,924thLargest Black Market: 12,302ndLargest Retail Industry: 15,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,458thSmartest Citizens: 19,266thHighest Economic Output: 20,511th
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the region

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