The Twelfth District of Xanden is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 24.4 billion Xandens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Xandenian economy, worth 642 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,320 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All tariffs have been abolished, a major religion has been named as Xanden's national religion, Xanden has designated Xanden City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Xanden in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xanden's national animal is the mocking jay, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Xanden is ranked 222,748^th in the world and 10^th in Eurasian Socialist Union for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.