The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Preator Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.379 billion Xandevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion xandavian units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,291 xandavian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the white lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 186,624^th in the world and 6,436^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.1 on the Hickory Productivity Index.