The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Preator Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.954 billion Xandevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth a remarkable 1,743 trillion xandavian units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,233 xandavian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and a third of Xandevians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the white lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 143,324^th in the world and 4,825^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 56.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.