The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Preator Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.992 billion Xandevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth 973 trillion xandavian units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,959 xandavian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and White Lion is one of the most popular forenames in Xandev. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the white lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 27,829^th in the world and 1,035^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,311.55 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.