by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817thMost Armed: 2,109thMost Influential: 2,274th
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Population653 million



The Commonwealth of Xatin is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 653 million Xatinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toqapkal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Xatinian economy, worth 88.3 trillion Lejus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,171 Lejus, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 837,310 per year while the poor average 9,414, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xatin's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xatin is ranked 188,014th in the world and 9,268th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 85.45 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 817thTop
Most Armed: 2,109thMost Influential: 2,274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,958thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,536thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,939thFattest Citizens: 4,580thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,611thLargest Retail Industry: 4,824thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,807thMost Avoided: 6,366thHighest Crime Rates: 6,609thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,009thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,859thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,707thMost Efficient Economies: 10,296thTop
Most Pro-Market: 12,452ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,008thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,005thHighest Average Incomes: 17,200thRudest Citizens: 20,240thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,381stMost Cultured: 20,878th
Most Armed: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 120th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 155th in the regionFattest Citizens: 163rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 199th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 210th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 223rd in the regionMost Avoided: 226th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 233rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 234th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 344th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 531st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 533rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 536th in the regionRudest Citizens: 585th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 614th in the regionMost Influential: 750th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 793rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 851st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 944th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 986th in the regionMost Cultured: 990th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 993rd in the region

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