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Most Devout: 2,948thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,606thMost Armed: 5,058th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Xeislas

Population13.173 billion

CapitalJuhaskur
LeaderArsen Zannis
FaithJudaism

CurrencyDenier
AnimalCow

The Dominion of Xeislas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arsen Zannis with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.173 billion Xeislasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhaskur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xeislasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Deniers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,213 Deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 452,854 per year while the poor average 36,371, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and the government spends billions to protect Xeislas from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeislas's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Xeislas is ranked 256,405th in the world and 1,229th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 16.8474197732 days.

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Most Devout: 2,948thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,606thMost Armed: 5,058thMost Conservative: 5,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,452ndMost Patriotic: 10,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,708thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,898thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,028thLargest Retail Industry: 12,440thHighest Economic Output: 13,045thLargest Black Market: 14,075thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,018thLowest Crime Rates: 15,040thLargest Governments: 21,810thMost Authoritarian: 22,125thHighest Average Incomes: 23,660thMost Developed: 24,218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,230th
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Most Devout: 27th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 121st in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 132nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 143rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xeislas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Xeislas's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Xeislas, the government spends billions to protect Xeislas from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeislas, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeislas, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeislas, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Xeislas, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Xeislas relocated from The Rejected Realms to Europe.
  • : Xeislas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Xeislas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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