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Highest Crime Rates: 778thMost Armed: 1,091stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,215th
The Banished SYNᱹ of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
NationStates : 🐈💰🌳
Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Xemja

Population1.745 billion

CapitalKys B'Hang💋City of Beasts
LeaderImmortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk
FaithBacchic Mysteries

Currency฿are฿ack
Animalpainted cow

The Banished SYNᱹ of Xemja is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.745 billion synths sapiens and zoanthropes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kys B'Hang💋City of Beasts. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freebooter economy, worth 335 trillion ฿are฿acks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,417 ฿are฿acks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xemja's national animal is the painted cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bacchic Mysteries.

Xemja is ranked 70,410th in the world and 1,061st in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 58.89 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 778thMost Armed: 1,091stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,215thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,503rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,741stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,816thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,839thMost Influential: 3,695thNudest: 4,305thFattest Citizens: 4,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,916thLargest Retail Industry: 5,484thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,977thLargest Black Market: 6,615thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,829thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,974thRudest Citizens: 7,045thHighest Average Incomes: 7,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,756thMost Cultured: 8,957thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,993rdMost Inclusive: 9,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,904thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10,694thMost Secular: 16,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,565thHighest Drug Use: 17,230th
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Highest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionNudest: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 105th in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 198th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Immortal MC Patron Mack Brahm Bärvolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Xemja, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.

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