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Lowest Crime Rates: 14thMost Developed: 21stLongest Average Lifespans: 25th
The Superstate of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Glory to the Kingdom!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Xenan Kingdom

Population13.493 billion

CapitalSpectrapolis
LeaderGeneral Nagan

CurrencyCredit
AnimalKing Cobra

The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.493 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 5,176 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 383,650 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, foreign envoys that want to visit Xenan Kingdom now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 409th in the world and 20th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 307.75 quips per hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 14thMost Developed: 21stLongest Average Lifespans: 25thBest Weather: 26thHealthiest Citizens: 35thMost Patriotic: 38thHighest Average Tax Rates: 79thMost Beautiful Environments: 100thLargest Governments: 108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 140thMost Secular: 162ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170thHighest Poor Incomes: 211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 313thMost Corrupt Governments: 347thSmartest Citizens: 409thMost Efficient Economies: 504thMost Advanced Public Education: 578thMost Authoritarian: 619thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 932ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,310thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,333rdMost Extreme: 1,415thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,112thSafest: 2,263rdHighest Economic Output: 2,462ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 2,900thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,184thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,463rdMost Conservative: 6,113thMost Stationary: 7,843rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,717thMost Influential: 13,185thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 17,061stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,359thLargest Populations: 23,766th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionSafest: 108th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 155th in the regionMost Income Equality: 176th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 252nd in the regionMost Conservative: 322nd in the regionLargest Populations: 406th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 438th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 779th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 807th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, foreign envoys that want to visit Xenan Kingdom now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenan Kingdom, people say chess victor General Nagan can kill you with mind-bullets.

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