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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,206thLargest Black Market: 8,791stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,087th
The Fascist Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith
High Chancellor Nathan Marshall
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Xenhe Lous

Population5.632 billion

CapitalNew Vientiane
LeaderHigh Chancellor Nathan Marshall

CurrencyXenhe Lousian Golden Dollar
AnimalCalico Cat

The Fascist Imperium of Xenhe Lous is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Chancellor Nathan Marshall with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.632 billion Xenhe Lousians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vientiane. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Xenhe Lousian economy, worth 743 trillion Xenhe Lousian Golden Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,047 Xenhe Lousian Golden Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenhe Lous's national animal is the Calico Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Xenhe Lous is ranked 33,132nd in the world and 3rd in Dolokhovist Union for Most Authoritarian, with 1,520.68 milliStalins.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,206thLargest Black Market: 8,791stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,087thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,325thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,647thLowest Crime Rates: 12,482ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,961stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,012thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,546thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,147thHealthiest Citizens: 14,522ndBest Weather: 15,949thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,138thLargest Governments: 16,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,234thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,050thMost Developed: 18,075thHighest Average Incomes: 18,245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,835thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,237thSmartest Citizens: 19,550th

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