The Grand Duchy of Xergiokia is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.025 billion Xergiokians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xergiokian economy, worth 75.5 trillion spankings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,634 spankings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronomers are flocking to Xergiokia to take advantage of its clear night skies, vaccinations are mandatory, father-son fishing trips have been banned, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xergiokia's national animal is the goblin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xergiokia is ranked 134,883^rd in the world and 4,407^th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 91,056 Standard Monetary Units.