by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 3,881stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,483rd
The Empire of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
As The Sun Rises, So Does Xiomera
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population6.003 billion

LeaderEmpress Calhualyana
FaithXiomeran Meritocracy


The Empire of Xiomera is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Calhualyana with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.003 billion Xiomerans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlālacuetztla. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xiomeran economy, worth 877 trillion quetzals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,203 quetzals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rural Xiomerans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, and military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xiomera's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Xiomeran Meritocracy.

Xiomera is ranked 145,773rd in the world and 67th in International Democratic Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 558.29 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 3,881stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,483rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,588thLowest Crime Rates: 10,630thMost Developed: 11,140thMost Efficient Economies: 11,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,424thTop
Largest Governments: 12,012thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,904thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,961stHighest Average Incomes: 15,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,304thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,521stMost Inclusive: 16,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,828thSmartest Citizens: 17,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,459thMost Cultured: 19,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,945thHighest Economic Output: 21,485thMost Secular: 21,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,146th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the region

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