by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,764thMost Secular: 4,466thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,615th
The Kaiserreich of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
In life warIn death peaceIn life shameIn death atonment
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.811 billion

FaithImperial Cult


The Kaiserreich of XKrieg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.811 billion Kriegians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krieg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient XKriegian economy, worth 256 trillion Kronics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,853 Kronics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 571,688 per year while the poor average 23,524, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, international trade is a sticky issue, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XKrieg's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

XKrieg is ranked 171,681st in the world and 1,103rd in Europeia for Safest, scoring 28.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 3,764thMost Secular: 4,466thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,615thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,415thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,621stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,472ndMost Avoided: 7,722ndMost Conservative: 9,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,266thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,291stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,597thLargest Black Market: 10,626thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,054thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,975thHighest Average Incomes: 15,459thMost Efficient Economies: 16,970thLargest Mining Sector: 17,094thMost Developed: 18,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,193rdMost Authoritarian: 20,700th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 48th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 57th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th in the regionFattest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 90th in the regionMost Extreme: 103rd in the region

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