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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Largest Agricultural Sector: 552nd Most Efficient Economies: 694th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 734th
The Gebieterin der Säuberung of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Influence
Apprentice
Praetor
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Xoriet

Population14.031 billion

CapitalAndrossi
LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

CurrencySarun
AnimalShamrock Golden Ocelot

The Gebieterin der Säuberung of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.031 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 87.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,247 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,464 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Shamrock Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 164,148th in the world and 6,696th in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 552ndMost Efficient Economies: 694thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 734thMost Cheerful Citizens: 920thMost Pacifist: 933rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,030thMost Cultured: 1,129thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,865thHealthiest Citizens: 1,901stMost Developed: 1,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,058thNicest Citizens: 2,174thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,392ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,767thHighest Economic Output: 2,807thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,092ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,210thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,220thSmartest Citizens: 3,386thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,410thLargest Governments: 3,460thHighest Average Incomes: 3,542ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,683rdMost Influential: 3,766thMost Devout: 4,789thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,807thMost Inclusive: 4,846thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,022ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,891stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,992ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,114thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,870thLargest Populations: 10,248thBest Weather: 11,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,525thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,572ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,794th
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Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionMost Devout: 90th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 110th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 155th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 160th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 188th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 189th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 211th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 228th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 266th in the regionBest Weather: 321st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 345th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 549th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 575th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 598th in the regionMost Stationary: 617th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 642nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 683rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 690th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Xoriet ejected The Republic of Purged Rachael from The Pacific.
  • : Xoriet ejected The Republic of Figuratively Literally Satan from The Pacific.
  • : Xoriet changed its national animal to "Shamrock Golden Ocelot".
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Xoriet resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.

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