by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Most Valuable International Artwork: 27thMost Pacifist: 318thMost Cheerful Citizens: 319th
The Prinzessin der Ozelote of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population17.541 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.541 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 4,904 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,590 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 7,538th in the world and 167th in the Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,187.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 27thMost Pacifist: 318thMost Cheerful Citizens: 319thMost Developed: 408thLongest Average Lifespans: 463rdNicest Citizens: 467thMost Efficient Economies: 474thMost Cultured: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 551stHealthiest Citizens: 552ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 572ndHighest Poor Incomes: 765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 855thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 861stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 956thLargest Governments: 1,011thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,015thMost Inclusive: 1,136thSmartest Citizens: 1,184thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,320thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,347thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,528thBest Weather: 1,617thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,915thHighest Economic Output: 1,917thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,714thMost Influential: 2,739thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,101stMost Devout: 3,164thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,232ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,663rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,538thLargest Populations: 9,146thLargest Retail Industry: 9,466thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11,874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,262ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,590thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,783rdMost Income Equality: 19,156thMost Stationary: 19,744thSafest: 20,139th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionMost Devout: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 163rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 167th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 215th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 217th in the regionMost Stationary: 295th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 403rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 456th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 487th in the regionSafest: 623rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 684th in the region

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