The Gebieterin der Säuberung of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.031 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 87.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,247 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,464 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Shamrock Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 164,148^th in the world and 6,696^th in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.