The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.729 billion Xoriens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 5,465 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 291,799 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contestants on Xoriet's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Xoriet is often a lifetime appointment, diminutive Xorien generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and builders across Xoriet are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 107,720^th in the world and 2,478^th in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,128.05 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.