by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15thMost Pacifist: 361stMost Cheerful Citizens: 369th
The New Pacific Ocelot Senator of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.01 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The New Pacific Ocelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.01 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 4,735 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,374 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and Golden Ocelots have more rights than the average citizen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 542nd in the world and 14th in the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.45 Years.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 15thMost Pacifist: 361stMost Cheerful Citizens: 369thMost Developed: 473rdMost Efficient Economies: 499thMost Cultured: 534thLongest Average Lifespans: 542ndNicest Citizens: 554thLowest Crime Rates: 626thHealthiest Citizens: 647thMost Compassionate Citizens: 689thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 769thLargest Agricultural Sector: 805thHighest Poor Incomes: 848thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 945thMost Subsidized Industry: 958thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,065thLargest Governments: 1,161stSmartest Citizens: 1,275thMost Inclusive: 1,281stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,867thHighest Economic Output: 1,962ndTop
Best Weather: 2,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,303rdMost Influential: 2,464thHighest Average Incomes: 2,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,801stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,403rdMost Devout: 3,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,533rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,578thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,021stLargest Retail Industry: 7,765thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,142ndLargest Populations: 9,280thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,858thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,771stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,180thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,604thMost Stationary: 20,844th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 119th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 175th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 224th in the regionMost Stationary: 318th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 325th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 408th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 452nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 650th in the region

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