The New Pacific Ocelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.01 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 4,735 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,374 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and Golden Ocelots have more rights than the average citizen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 542^nd in the world and 14^th in the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.45 Years.