by Max Barry

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Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266
Largest Agricultural Sector: 614th Most Efficient Economies: 691st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 706th
The Ozelot Senator of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Justice Upon All.
Kath Zandion Beralis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.363 billion

LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.363 billion Xoritians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xoritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,412 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,596 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Xoriet has found 7 easter eggs), relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and most people learn to drive on crash courses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 4,560th in the world and 107th in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,700.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 614thMost Efficient Economies: 691stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 836thMost Pacifist: 883rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 981stMost Cultured: 1,117thMost Developed: 1,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,657thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,782ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,835thNicest Citizens: 1,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,422ndHighest Economic Output: 2,654thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,783rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,829thSmartest Citizens: 2,979thLargest Governments: 3,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,300thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,340thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,141stMost Inclusive: 4,322ndMost Influential: 4,499thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,560thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,599thMost Devout: 5,232ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,328thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,676thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,923rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,020thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,061stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,367thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,944thLargest Populations: 10,151stBest Weather: 10,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,707th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 156th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 216th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 276th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 311th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 482nd in the regionMost Stationary: 565th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 586th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 630th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 693rd in the region

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