The Republic of XSmol Angry Kitten is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 8.932 billion XSmol Angry Kittenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient XSmol Angry Kittenian economy, worth 378 trillion fish a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,324 fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XSmol Angry Kitten's national animal is the guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XSmol Angry Kitten is ranked 144,759^th in the world and 97^th in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.45 law-abiding acts per hour.