The Holy Grand Empire of Xusma is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Alexsandr Gryaznov II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.988 billion Xussmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevidimir. The average income tax rate is 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xussman economy, worth a remarkable 4,902 trillion Imperial Rurs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 288,604 Imperial Rurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government policy is dictated by Eastern Orthodox, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Xussman Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xusma's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Xusma is ranked 6,137^th in the world and 292^nd in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,906.4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.