The Federation of Xylapan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Xylathorn Crud with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.931 billion Xylapanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyla City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xylapanian economy, worth 889 trillion Xylas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,475 Xylas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, nine out of ten citizens of Xylapan answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, billions of Xylas are spent to take high-quality photos of the Blue-Eyed Bear Nebula, and cops in Xyla City spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xylapan's national animal is the Blue-Eyed Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Xylatheism.

Xylapan is ranked 16,428^th in the world and 1^st in Interstellar Space for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.81 law-abiding acts per hour.