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Most Devout: 1,977thLargest Black Market: 5,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,391st
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
All people, united by truth
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Yafetistan

Population9.414 billion

CapitalAddis Dingai
LeaderYafet
FaithChristianity

Currencycredit
AnimalTiger

The Federation of Yafetistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yafet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.414 billion Yafetistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Dingai. The average income tax rate is 52.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yafetistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,988 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, the well-to-do in United Fascist Workers Association are never on time for important appointments, people feel the most alone when among peers, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yafetistan's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yafetistan is ranked 167,397th in the world and 15th in United Fascist Workers Association for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 248.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Devout: 1,977thTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,740thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,058thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,833rdTop
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Most Cultured: 11,366thHighest Economic Output: 11,391stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,441stMost Efficient Economies: 11,607thHighest Average Incomes: 13,183rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,952ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,799thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,933rdBest Weather: 15,975thMost Developed: 16,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,490thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,183rdLargest Governments: 20,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,512th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yafetistan, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
  • : Following new legislation in Yafetistan, people feel the most alone when among peers.
  • : Yafetistan's influence in United Fascist Workers Association rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Yafetistan, the well-to-do in United Fascist Workers Association are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yafetistan, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Yafetistan, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Yafetistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Yafetistan, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in Yafetistan, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers.
  • : Yafetistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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