The Unified Republican States of Yakkandiania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chark Vanjirakalitrabatram with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.6 billion Yakkandianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sezitiroirp. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yakkandianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,148 trillion Yekkaniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,395 Yekkaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, nations that kill a Yakkandianian can expect a strongly worded letter, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Yakkandiania's national animal is the Sinarians, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yakkandiania is ranked 7,047^th in the world and 103^rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.32 law-abiding acts per hour.