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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 213thHighest Crime Rates: 487thMost Armed: 758th
The District of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Elfenbeinkuste
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Yamoussoukro

Population22.293 billion

CapitalYamoussoukro

Currencyxof
Animallion

The District of Yamoussoukro is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.293 billion Yamoussoukroans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamoussoukro. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Yamoussoukroan economy, worth a remarkable 4,018 trillion xofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,272 xofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,665,612 per year while the poor average 1,915, a ratio of 869 to 1.

Major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yamoussoukro's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yamoussoukro is ranked 7,261st in the world and 16th in Sonindia for Rudest Citizens, with 119.77 Insults Per Minute.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 213thHighest Crime Rates: 487thMost Armed: 758thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 759thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 854thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 895thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,004thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,400thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,432ndMost Avoided: 1,437thFattest Citizens: 1,530thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,552ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,686thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,103rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,709thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,678thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,928thLargest Populations: 5,054thLargest Mining Sector: 5,718thRudest Citizens: 7,261stLargest Retail Industry: 7,769thHighest Average Incomes: 8,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,285thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,522ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,143rdMost Pro-Market: 15,654thLargest Black Market: 17,325thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,101st
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Yamoussoukro's influence in Sonindia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Yamoussoukro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Yamoussoukro's influence in Sonindia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Yamoussoukro's influence in Sonindia rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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