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Most Patriotic: 1,911thLowest Crime Rates: 2,514thMost Devout: 3,074th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Yandara

Population7.011 billion

Capitallaregos

Currencyfranc
Animalcow

The Republic of Yandara is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.011 billion Yandarans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of laregos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yandaran economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,569 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Yandarans, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yandara's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yandara is ranked 234,692nd in the world and 7,442nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 22.84489510148 days.

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Most Patriotic: 1,911thLowest Crime Rates: 2,514thTop
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Most Devout: 3,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,237thHealthiest Citizens: 3,706thBest Weather: 4,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,896thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,631stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,199thMost Developed: 6,805thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,765thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,391stLargest Governments: 8,586thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,365thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,952ndMost Conservative: 11,930thSmartest Citizens: 12,561stTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,607thHighest Average Incomes: 20,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,264thMost Efficient Economies: 24,736thMost Authoritarian: 24,913thHighest Economic Output: 27,387th
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Most Patriotic: 52nd in the regionTop
5%
Lowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionMost Devout: 169th in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 266th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 341st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 359th in the regionMost Developed: 369th in the regionMost Conservative: 428th in the regionLargest Governments: 474th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 476th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 506th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 513th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 562nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 621st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 733rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 822nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 834th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 921st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 936th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yandara was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Yandara's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Yandara, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Yandara, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Yandarans.
  • : Yandara's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Yandara, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Yandara, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yandara, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Yandara, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Yandaran justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Yandara, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.

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