Population | 7.011 billion |
Capital | laregos |
Currency | franc |
Animal | cow |
The Republic of Yandara is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.011 billion Yandarans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of laregos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Yandaran economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,569 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Yandarans, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yandara's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yandara is ranked 234,692nd in the world and 7,442nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 22.84489510148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yandara was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Yandara's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Yandara, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Yandara, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Yandarans.
- : Yandara's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Yandara, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
- : Following new legislation in Yandara, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Yandara, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Yandara, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Yandaran justice.
- : Following new legislation in Yandara, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.