by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 536thLargest Black Market: 1,642ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,777th
The Eternal Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
I am the lord, and you shall listen
Josef Yatez
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Population7.795 billion

LeaderJosef Yatez


The Eternal Dictatorship of Yatexia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Josef Yatez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.795 billion Yatexians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seier-Stadt. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yatexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,040 trillion Yateses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 261,822 Yateses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, colonial subjects have Yatexian culture shoved down their throats, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Yatexia, and women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yatexia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jodaism.

Yatexia is ranked 41,436th in the world and 7th in Confederacy of Layem for Largest Populations, with 7.79 billion Capita.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 536thLargest Black Market: 1,642ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,777thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,846thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,942ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,007thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,918thHighest Average Incomes: 3,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,496thMost Devout: 3,825thLowest Crime Rates: 3,940thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,085thMost Efficient Economies: 5,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,477thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,915thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,540thLargest Mining Sector: 7,719thHighest Economic Output: 8,125thRudest Citizens: 9,253rdMost Developed: 10,231stHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,246thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,785thLargest Retail Industry: 11,209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,862ndLargest Governments: 11,895thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,448thFattest Citizens: 12,913thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,604thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,960thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,399thMost Influential: 16,863rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,871stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,099th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the region

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