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Most Devout: 1,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,524th
The Naturally Organically Salty of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
let no man speak evil of me, let no man declare me ill
Valentine I
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Yazakhastan

Population2.11 billion

CapitalNeo-Rome
LeaderValentine I
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

CurrencyRhybnule
AnimalAlicorn

The Naturally Organically Salty of Yazakhastan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Valentine I with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.11 billion Yazakhs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Rome. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yazakhastanian economy, worth 260 trillion Rhybnules a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,255 Rhybnules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

There are no more heroes any more, it's always rabbit season, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, and tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazakhastan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Yazakhastan is ranked 229,438th in the world and 1,131st in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.94 Obesity Rate.

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Most Devout: 1,787thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,524thMost Cultured: 6,886thLowest Crime Rates: 9,736thNicest Citizens: 10,429thMost Inclusive: 10,497thMost Armed: 10,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,326thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,625thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,318thMost Developed: 12,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,860thMost Influential: 13,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,295thLargest Governments: 13,727thMost Efficient Economies: 13,930thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,781stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,076thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,378thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,841stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,495thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,078thHealthiest Citizens: 18,181stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,658thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,230thSmartest Citizens: 21,439thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,620thHighest Average Incomes: 22,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,533rd
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Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 123rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Yazakhastan, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Yazakhastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".

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