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Most Inclusive: 770thHighest Average Tax Rates: 805thMost Secular: 816th
The ✯ꜰᴇᴅᴇʀᴀʟ ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ✯ of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
В конфликте, единство. В единстве, победа.
Dmitri Rasputin
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Yegla Islands

Population7.215 billion

CapitalChernograd
LeaderDmitri Rasputin

CurrencyYegel
AnimalVampire Squid

The ✯ꜰᴇᴅᴇʀᴀʟ ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴄʏ✯ of Yegla Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dmitri Rasputin with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.215 billion Yeglans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeglan economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion Yegels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,477 Yegels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yegla Islands's national animal is the Vampire Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yegla Islands is ranked 11,930th in the world and 12th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Influential, scoring 3,197 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 770thHighest Average Tax Rates: 805thMost Secular: 816thLargest Governments: 971stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,348thSmartest Citizens: 1,513thMost Cultured: 1,524thMost Efficient Economies: 1,534thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,690thMost Developed: 1,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,725thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,738thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,762ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,963rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,968thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,979thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,064thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,846thRudest Citizens: 3,155thHighest Average Incomes: 4,171stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,195thBest Weather: 4,678thHealthiest Citizens: 4,852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,290thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,639thNicest Citizens: 5,808thSafest: 5,871stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,426thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,545thHighest Economic Output: 8,761stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,021stMost Influential: 11,930thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,525thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,919th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yegla Islands, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Yegla Islands, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yegla Islands, citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State.
  • : Following new legislation in Yegla Islands, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Yegla Islands was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Yegla Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Yegla Islands, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Yegla Islands, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
  • : Following new legislation in Yegla Islands, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Yegla Islands, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.

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