The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.367 billion Yeldarbslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth 970 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 288,330 Bradbucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

You can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, conspiracy theorists allege Campion's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Yeldarbslandian emissions at all, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 2,221^st in the world and 60^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 288,330.7 Standard Monetary Units.