The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.052 billion Yeldarbslandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 312,077 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, a third of Yeldarbslandians are e-certified CEOs, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 11,172^nd in the world and 223^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,576 trillion Standard Monetary Units.