The Mighty Dictatorship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maximillien Robespierre with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.257 billion Yeldarbslandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth 211 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,074 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Yeldarbslandian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, graffiti graces every city's streets, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Reason.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 35,380^th in the world and 1,014^th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 181.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.