The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.818 billion Yeldarbslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 300,998 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 5,273^rd in the world and 148^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 131,614.16 Standard Monetary Units.