by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 280thRudest Citizens: 367thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 395th
The Mighty Dictemuship of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
All shall tremble beneath our large feathery might!!!
Our Glorious Emuporer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Nuke Control Cards


Population3.818 billion

LeaderOur Glorious Emuporer


The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.818 billion Yeldarbslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 300,998 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 5,273rd in the world and 148th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 131,614.16 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 280thRudest Citizens: 367thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 395thMost Influential: 418thLargest Agricultural Sector: 536thMost Efficient Economies: 741stHighest Disposable Incomes: 757thLargest Retail Industry: 813thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,204thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,559thHighest Average Incomes: 1,956thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,049thMost Cultured: 2,181stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,084thSmartest Citizens: 3,575thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,904thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,466thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,489thLargest Governments: 5,124thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,273rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,721stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,052ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,366thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,393rdMost Developed: 9,702ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,636thLargest Black Market: 10,924thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,013thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,476thLargest Mining Sector: 13,885thHighest Economic Output: 14,762ndMost Inclusive: 15,373rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,376thMost Secular: 16,573rdLowest Crime Rates: 22,157th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 137th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 191st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 205th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 230th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 244th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 258th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 271st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 290th in the regionMost Developed: 294th in the regionLargest Black Market: 322nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 374th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 412th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 424th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the regionMost Stationary: 505th in the regionMost Inclusive: 546th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 581st in the regionMost Secular: 589th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 680th in the regionLargest Populations: 689th in the regionNudest: 759th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Yeldarbsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Yeldarbsland endorsed The Grand Duchy of Ferrhibium.
  • : Yeldarbsland was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Ferrhibium.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Yeldarbsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 344 » Erinor, Volaworand, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Beepee, Tsunamy, Hanguk-Nippon, Luddinlande, Tsvetania, Si-topia, Jehenna, The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, The United Expanse, USNE2018, Vincent Field, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Techganet, Farengeto, New Briantown, Aguatania, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Yellunstryer, Rebel-topia, Aumeltopia, Kiasu-ism, Aywhyou, Pamela And Hepatitis, Japanese Federal Republic, North Kanuckistan, Blaash, The naked people, Bod Wareenaland, Sedunn, Sanden, Saciu, Kringalia, Whimichy, Sandaoguo, Xandev, Auphelia, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, The Filippinas, Wehraboos, Stoniamera, Theorin, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Two Jerseys, RestartAll, and 294 others.Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, Nowa Europa, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Amerion, German Hapsburg, Jennaterra, Aurcania, Drystar, Unidum, Three Rivia Levr, The Bay, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Salguod, Cypheri, Linden Oak, Soem, Maeiland, Omiri, Abarri, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Nova Montron, Curlyhoward, Linguiniland, Los Lonley Boys, The Worst army of, Fredriecan, The Tecorogan Federation, Cuuldere, Direwolf1, Astraee, Madhonia, Calistan, Eastern Nyan, Antarctic Empires, Ancient Slobovia, Rimandi, Darakin, HUElavia, The West Valley Mountains, Nordafrik Conclaves, Grianal, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Bumblegaria, Zaelith, Prefesia, Corgitopiaa, Escevola, Fasire, Vos Dothrak, A leftover country, Rad Asia, Baltenlands, Southern Numenor, Crystal Creation, Doraya, Spazzhole, Privatore, Gymnostan, Great Andora, Lesinteil, Potion Seller, Gentea, Walloonia, Noire Denholm, Dereistic, Unielvan Millorvium, Utondara, Dankstergrad, Kholdan, Esfalsa, Nueva Alta California, Santa Ofelia, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Mantas Meow, Hanskarr, Bleakfoot, Silberne Wache, FreeFishers, Tiransia, PenguinPies, Pmta, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Ralphburg, Rly8h, St Oaks, Sthalrim, Ivanea, Kandorith, Doundaly, TubaCoffee, Holy Free, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Barokah, Springhollow, Anserisa, InnWorm, Sau Man Frescher, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weburya, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, United Great Holy Empire, The Plebeian States, Nothanksbutseriously, Aschenburg, Page 53, Hjortheim, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Pax Dracon, Sumalyo, South Caleblan, The Arctic Union, Kompir, Vardanfel, Dukin Donuts, Oreo States, ChickenDome, Elan Sleazebaganno, Kervanosia, Iym Winterless, South Western Korea, Compli, Marinho Islands, Enplatia, East Nagaland, Eutraya, 11th Infanterie-Division, EggRoll, Steampunk Engineers, Zolooloo, Islastal, Eastern Liberal Lidership, Noveos, Quh, Dis7Nation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Erfton, Bewar, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Markla, Shefino, Gonrati, The Gungan Republic, Lyrava, New Schoeneberg, Royaltica, Novaexus, Roleca, Ullan, QueendomWakanda, Velarin, Itani, West Fallows, Alaninia, Laamiva, Autisticland, LadyRebels, PsychoPantachy, Walagya, North Alezia, Efferalt, Eddonia, Dossiny, The Northeast Mashriq, Centristvill, Not Austria, Peoples Republic of Columbus, Bohenia, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Well F, Loure Vill, Greater Hyrulang, Glen Cooley, Blondiesland, Odesseen, Trepsit, The Drakan Republic, Ucilia, Radna Pasa, Shocking Bad Hats, Comrie, Icn Gaurath, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, The Bright Nation, Dovive, Brius, Storalia, Quinta Caporales, Namavatland, Palamien, Valdutz, Republik Hintonia, Maerist, Indolos, Dragon spirit, Saint Cinder, Osterreich-Ungarn-Empire, South Blossom, HORLALEK, Sassopolis, United Crumburrtha Federation, Drew-Topia, Myness, East Lodge, Xarbraden, Espadura, Tioloman, Tandrea, Rectionk, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Lone Capitalist State, Irrepertus, Churls, Intergalactic Cyborgtopia, Avia Lavanda, Yumeiro, Kedjens, Hakk Fiss, Romulians People, Midand, Alfama, Myndia, Drazilazi, A little place for u and me, Doonepfara, Rosescedium, Kucaland, Catillos, Yas qween, Schmidtjones, Kallassius, Sunnalandia, Operahouse, The Confederation of the Swiss, Amakul, Peskorea, Vega Naothia, Monstrous Island, Maneell Medina, Jazzfrezia, Simplicitas, Delta Omegas, EDeztol, Montacia, Von Cruzer, Humedo, Les Slokovia, Geekvia, Terreno Travato, Western Fardelshufflestein, Merevane, Philippinia, Tepertopia, Sul Rotice, Purple Hyacinth, Who-Knows-Where, Laurus Altat, Raelsa, Republic of RIP, Lockehome, Qawe, Phanama, Arch-Africa, Kricivk, Ostko, Lockensmith, Bartonia Nova, Venestralia, Mesdonia, Ovkianos, Marstella, Brunier, Klobitien, Ofaria, Kaoia, The land of Hades, Zataras, Sam Best, Seythennia, New Goldman, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Ostanasia, Novum Sina, and Ferrhibium.

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