The Community of Ygolonhcet is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.642 billion Ygolonhcetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ygolonhcetian economy, worth 142 trillion Ygrenes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,583 Ygrenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ygolonhcet's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ygolonhcet is ranked 137,495^th in the world and 512^th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.