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Largest Populations: 1,560thMost Stationary: 1,784thMost Primitive: 4,832nd
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Yooo

Population39.36 billion

CapitalYooo City
LeaderYootha
FaithYoothanism

CurrencyPolar Crown
Animalyar

The Grand Duchy of Yooo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yootha with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 39.36 billion Yoooans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Administration and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yooo City. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Yoooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,339 Polar Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yooo's national animal is the yar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yoothanism.

Yooo is ranked 1,784th in the world and 6th in Arctic for Most Stationary, with 4,157.66400576 days.

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Most Primitive: 4,832ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,922ndFattest Citizens: 6,240thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,468thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,156thMost Influential: 10,486thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,477thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,634thHighest Economic Output: 17,740thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,367thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,184thBest Weather: 28,233rd
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Most Primitive: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the region

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